I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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