That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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