I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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