I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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