We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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