She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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