I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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