This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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