i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Randomize
