apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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