just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize