She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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