All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
