More tranny stories later!
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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