Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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