So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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