She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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