He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I think a kid would responsible me up
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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