i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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