Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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