As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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