sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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