I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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