just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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