Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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