i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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