Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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