So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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