This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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