i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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