Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i think i have herpe
just one?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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