She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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