quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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