Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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