From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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