so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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