yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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