My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
Randomize
