I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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