where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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