quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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