i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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