Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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