This dress was meant to end up on your floor
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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