No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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