And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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