I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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