Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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