Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I wish life had little blips of pornography
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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