I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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