her vagine was all disorganized.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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