6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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