For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i believe in u and ur pee
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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