I don't think brook has ever known best
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
how does that bad decision feel?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
